A man is stopped by the police at midnight and asked where he’s going.
“I’m on the way to listen to a lecture about the effects of drinking Hapsburg Absinthe on the human body.”
The policeman asks, “Really, and who’s going to give a lecture at this time of night?”
“My wife !”, he replied.




We encourage sensible drinking for adults over the age of 21. Hapsburg is STRONG so do not drink neat and handle with extreme caution! Dilute with water or a mixer to taste and enjoy. Keep cool and away from heat or flames. It is very dangerous to drink to excess. Keep alcohol away from Children. Do not consume if pregnant, or on medication. Do NOT drink and drive!