Why teachers go nuts …

…another Pythagoras in our classroom?

Tony Blair DID promise us, “…Education, education, education …!”

another Blair-educated future historian?

Who says we need sex-eduction in our schools?

Media Studies at school are clearly in their infancy!

This kid’s gonna be a Town Planner …

This Kid’s destined to take over from Bill Gates!





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